The Hare is University of Maryland’s premiere satire newspaper on campus. The publication invites humorists, photoshoppers, web designers, marketers, and video producers to create the best comedy writing available in College Park. I am the Features editor as well as the Multimedia Director. My editorial duties include reviewing, editing and publishing articles weekly while contributing written pieces myself as found below. As Multimedia Director I run the Tiktok account, Instagram page and oversee video and soon-to-be podcast production.

Top 10 Teeth: A List with a Bite -2/16/21

Rankin Develops Dating App: “Pass/Fail” -1/26/2021

Freedom Promoting Club at UMD Discovers Secret Ingredient in COVID-19 Vaccine -1/19/2021

I went to a Zoom Courtroom and the Trial was Totally Unfair -12/1/2020

A Message to the Calendar Year of 2020 -10/27/2020

Gay Fly Makes History, Contributes More to Debate than Vice President -10/14/2020

The Behemoth: 27 Ingredients in a Burrito – 10/10/2020

University Transforms Football Stadium into Chariot Race Track -9/29/2020

UMD Tornado Warning Unrelated to Kansas City Basketball Team -9/8/2020

UMD’s duo security system is not enough -3/16/2020

Everyone should speak English -3/14/2020